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[The video snaps on to show the enlarged paws of Piglet as he anxiously and quite randomly pokes the network device in an attempt to get it to work. It's quite clear he hasn't the faintest idea of what he's doing as he continues to press and touch it long after it springs to life.]

Oh d-d-dear oh d-dear oh dear. H-hallo? Is anyone there?

[He leans in and raises his timid little voice in an attempt to be heard more clearly.]

I-I-I'm a bit w-worried, you see... m-my friend Stork h-hasn't been home in a few days. I th-think he might have gotten L--l-lost. H-hallo? C-can anyone hear me?

[Slumping down, his shoulders droop in defeat and he sniffs quietly.]

I-It's not an Easy thing for such a very small animal to be all Alone so s-suddenly...

[Video of a very nervously agitated Piglet (no filter as he doesn't know how to do so, or even what one is...)]

F-fellow Animals... this place that is Not the Hundred Acre Woods is Not Good. The humans are definitely NOT Christopher Robin who is just one boy. No, no, no... th-there are Too Many humans here. And not enough tree houses for us to live in! No! There are in fact NO tree houses at all!

So I th-think we must RISE UP and demand the Nice things in life that this City and it's Human's deprive us of! RISE UP! And s-send all of them Far Away so things can be back to what it was! ... Wh-what it was back home where it was Nice.

Since we cannot be there... This should be OURS. And... and since Rabbit isn't here to think up clever plans on How to do this... i-is there any one of my f-fellow animals who would r-rather do this? If so, that would be alright... so long as it's Done. And not tomorrow no, but Now. Now is a v-very good time, yes.

I-I'll gather the sticks, shall I?

[Accidental Video]

[Piglet turns to see his network device operating behind him. He still hasn't been able to figure out the complexities of how to work the technology at all.]

Oh! Why h-hello there!

[He trots over to the little camera lens, his little snout pulled back in a happy smile as he holds what looks like a rather large Indigo in his paws. ]

Look what I found! I think someone must not have wanted it, although I don't know why. It seems to be a Perfectly Good... Purple... mostly Flat Important Item.

[Leaning in, he lowers his voice to a whisper as if he's telling a great secret.]

That's what makes it important, it's Purpleness and Flatness.

Isn't it pretty? I've never seen an... um... item quite like it! Oh yes! A very Special... hard and flat... purple.... thing of Great Usefulness.

[He nods resolutely, despite having no idea what it is that he holds.]

[Accidental Video]
Oh! Hehehe~ Wh-w-w-w-whoops!

[The very small piglet skids quite suddenly past the camera, his little body easily lifted by a much larger animated broom. ~~Think Fantasia~... I just had to. I really did. >.>~~

Not to be deterred, he picks himself up and trots past the camera towards his 'assailant'.]

N-n-now, that's no way to behave Mr. Broom. I can't finish c-cleaning if you refuse to Help.

[The broom bristles, clearly not quite agreeing with the little pigs request. And instead of cooperating, Piglet gets quite fiercely swept back across the room.]

Oh d-d-dear me! Oh! Ohhhh! H-how w-will I get my housework done w-when you keep d-doing that?

[Accidental Video]

[The video feed abruptly comes to life, showing a rather frantic Piglet scurrying around a large mass of acorns. He races over to one pile, dumping a carefully held bundle onto the gathered nuts which he attempts to keep from scattering across the floor.]

Oh d-dear dear... p-please don't spill over like that. I'll only be gone for just a little while... then you'll have much more company. Oh yes, much much more~.

[Piglet looks up, seeing the light on the device for the first time and he freezes. His little piggy eyes widening (if possible) with horror as he sputters incoherently at the camera.]

N-no! No! You can't have any! They're MY HAYCORNS! These have all been c-claimed! And um... and you won't find any anywhere else that you can have either! Th-there aren't any more you see.... n-no, none at all! P-P-PROPERTY OF P-PIGLET!

[ooc: Piglet has been afflicted with Greed, meaning: NO. HAYCORNS. FOR. YOU.]

[Audio]
Like th-this?

[A loud clatter sounds over the air, followed by the lower nervous mumbling of a very small animal.]

Oh dear... this takes some getting used to...

I just thought, you see, that it'd be nice to say... that t-today seems to be a rather nice kind of day.

You see, one of my new neighbors let me have a piece of his carrot cake. Rabbit... [He says sniffing slightly.] Rabbit would have really e-enjoyed it...

[Accidental Audio]
[The sound is almost imperceptible, a soft thud against the soft grass near the fountain square. But the immediate noise that follows breaks the silence quite loudly as a very small animal gives a startled squeak of alarm.]

P-p-p-p-p-p.... oh! Oh d-d-d-dear!!! P-p-pooh?

[It was a testament to how frightened the little piglet was that the network device was able to detect the fidgeting of his small hands.]

Oh, d-d-dear d-dear... H-h-hello? Pooh? Christopher R-r-robin? I... I seem to have g-gotten myself a bit lost. S-s-s-somebody who is not a fierce animal, I hope... h-help me?

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