Piglet's 6th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Video of a very nervously agitated Piglet (no filter as he doesn't know how to do so, or even what one is...)]

F-fellow Animals... this place that is Not the Hundred Acre Woods is Not Good. The humans are definitely NOT Christopher Robin who is just one boy. No, no, no... th-there are Too Many humans here. And not enough tree houses for us to live in! No! There are in fact NO tree houses at all!

So I th-think we must RISE UP and demand the Nice things in life that this City and it's Human's deprive us of! RISE UP! And s-send all of them Far Away so things can be back to what it was! ... Wh-what it was back home where it was Nice.

Since we cannot be there... This should be OURS. And... and since Rabbit isn't here to think up clever plans on How to do this... i-is there any one of my f-fellow animals who would r-rather do this? If so, that would be alright... so long as it's Done. And not tomorrow no, but Now. Now is a v-very good time, yes.

I-I'll gather the sticks, shall I?

Comments

[chosered.livejournal.com]

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Th-that's right. Animals. Not humans. Except for one, who is not here...

[chosered.livejournal.com]

You aren't, by chance, a pig?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Y-yes I am. From a very Good line of Pigs.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I think George Orwell is laughing right now.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... George or who?

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

Four legs good, two legs bad. Right?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Well, I would hope that you don't have two bad legs. I think that would make it difficult to get around.

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

You got a lot of stuffing between the ears, there.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Do I? Well, that's a very Good thing to have. If one must have stuffing it's best to have a Lot of it.

You're not a human... you should help, yes?

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

I'm a dog and not a Misfit Toy one.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

So...... yes? You see, Rabbit isn't here to do the planning. He was very Good at planning. A-and we need a Good Planner so that we can have Nicer things like back at home.

[construire.livejournal.com]

You're kidding me.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. I don't mind. I'm rather good at getting sticks.

[construire.livejournal.com]

Piglet, right?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[construire.livejournal.com]

What are you doing here, little guy?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

I'm t-trying to get the humans to go away. I got one to agree so far... so I think I need to get the help of the guinea pigs. They're cousins of the rats you know...

[mothinabath.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be easier to just build tree houses in Xanadu, or somewhere?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

.... Xanadoo?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Rummy and a little black snake coiled on his shoulder look at each other and then burst out laughing.]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... y-y-yes?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Rummy manages to get his laughter under control, mostly, but the snake keeps on giggling.]

Y'all gotta be kiddin' me.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, n-no... not at all. You need to leave. Th-the snake can stay...

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, don't think that's gonna happen. I ain't goin' nowhere, and as for the fuckin' snake, she's kinda attached to me.