verysmallpig

[Video of a very nervously agitated Piglet (no filter as he doesn't know how to do so, or even what one is...)]

F-fellow Animals... this place that is Not the Hundred Acre Woods is Not Good. The humans are definitely NOT Christopher Robin who is just one boy. No, no, no... th-there are Too Many humans here. And not enough tree houses for us to live in! No! There are in fact NO tree houses at all!

So I th-think we must RISE UP and demand the Nice things in life that this City and it's Human's deprive us of! RISE UP! And s-send all of them Far Away so things can be back to what it was! ... Wh-what it was back home where it was Nice.

Since we cannot be there... This should be OURS. And... and since Rabbit isn't here to think up clever plans on How to do this... i-is there any one of my f-fellow animals who would r-rather do this? If so, that would be alright... so long as it's Done. And not tomorrow no, but Now. Now is a v-very good time, yes.

I-I'll gather the sticks, shall I?