verysmallpig

[Accidental Video]

[Piglet turns to see his network device operating behind him. He still hasn't been able to figure out the complexities of how to work the technology at all.]

Oh! Why h-hello there!

[He trots over to the little camera lens, his little snout pulled back in a happy smile as he holds what looks like a rather large Indigo in his paws. ]

Look what I found! I think someone must not have wanted it, although I don't know why. It seems to be a Perfectly Good... Purple... mostly Flat Important Item.

[Leaning in, he lowers his voice to a whisper as if he's telling a great secret.]

That's what makes it important, it's Purpleness and Flatness.

Isn't it pretty? I've never seen an... um... item quite like it! Oh yes! A very Special... hard and flat... purple.... thing of Great Usefulness.

[He nods resolutely, despite having no idea what it is that he holds.]