verysmallpig

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Like th-this?

[A loud clatter sounds over the air, followed by the lower nervous mumbling of a very small animal.]

Oh dear... this takes some getting used to...

I just thought, you see, that it'd be nice to say... that t-today seems to be a rather nice kind of day.

You see, one of my new neighbors let me have a piece of his carrot cake. Rabbit... [He says sniffing slightly.] Rabbit would have really e-enjoyed it...