Piglet's 6th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Video of a very nervously agitated Piglet (no filter as he doesn't know how to do so, or even what one is...)]

F-fellow Animals... this place that is Not the Hundred Acre Woods is Not Good. The humans are definitely NOT Christopher Robin who is just one boy. No, no, no... th-there are Too Many humans here. And not enough tree houses for us to live in! No! There are in fact NO tree houses at all!

So I th-think we must RISE UP and demand the Nice things in life that this City and it's Human's deprive us of! RISE UP! And s-send all of them Far Away so things can be back to what it was! ... Wh-what it was back home where it was Nice.

Since we cannot be there... This should be OURS. And... and since Rabbit isn't here to think up clever plans on How to do this... i-is there any one of my f-fellow animals who would r-rather do this? If so, that would be alright... so long as it's Done. And not tomorrow no, but Now. Now is a v-very good time, yes.

I-I'll gather the sticks, shall I?

Comments

[chosered.livejournal.com]

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Th-that's right. Animals. Not humans. Except for one, who is not here...

[chosered.livejournal.com]

You aren't, by chance, a pig?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Y-yes I am. From a very Good line of Pigs.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I think George Orwell is laughing right now.

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

Four legs good, two legs bad. Right?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... George or who?

[chosered.livejournal.com]

He wrote Animal Farm.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Well, I would hope that you don't have two bad legs. I think that would make it difficult to get around.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... he did? What did he write on it? Or more importantly... was he a human or an animal?

Weep, Piglet, I'm sorry ;;

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Human. It's about how the pigs are corrupt, in the end.

Indignant piggy

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

WE ARE NOT! Wh-whatever that is. I'm sure of it, if it's a bad thing that we are Definitely Not. Especially not our ends.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

The pigs took advantage of the sheep.

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

You got a lot of stuffing between the ears, there.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

W-well. I'm sure they had Good Reason then.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

What's your name?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Do I? Well, that's a very Good thing to have. If one must have stuffing it's best to have a Lot of it.

You're not a human... you should help, yes?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Piglet...

[chosered.livejournal.com]

[Pause]

I don't suppose you're friends with Winnie-the-Pooh, are you?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Why yes! Pooh is my very best friend! Do you know him?

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I know of him.

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

I'm a dog and not a Misfit Toy one.

So very hard keeping Piglet evil... DX

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Well, not everyone can be special like Christopher Robin I suppose. He was a very special boy. He lived in the woods with us.

Do you live in the woods?

Yeah I can't imagine it being very easy sob

[chosered.livejournal.com]

No, I don't.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

So...... yes? You see, Rabbit isn't here to do the planning. He was very Good at planning. A-and we need a Good Planner so that we can have Nicer things like back at home.