verysmallpig: (trepidation)
[personal profile] verysmallpig
[Accidental Video]

[The video feed abruptly comes to life, showing a rather frantic Piglet scurrying around a large mass of acorns. He races over to one pile, dumping a carefully held bundle onto the gathered nuts which he attempts to keep from scattering across the floor.]

Oh d-dear dear... p-please don't spill over like that. I'll only be gone for just a little while... then you'll have much more company. Oh yes, much much more~.

[Piglet looks up, seeing the light on the device for the first time and he freezes. His little piggy eyes widening (if possible) with horror as he sputters incoherently at the camera.]


N-no! No! You can't have any! They're MY HAYCORNS! These have all been c-claimed! And um... and you won't find any anywhere else that you can have either! Th-there aren't any more you see.... n-no, none at all! P-P-PROPERTY OF P-PIGLET!

[ooc: Piglet has been afflicted with Greed, meaning: NO. HAYCORNS. FOR. YOU.]

Date: 2010-10-05 04:20 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (wait wait)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
Relax. They're all yours.

Date: 2010-10-05 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Y-Yes. Mine! Uh... you can't have any, I'm afraid.

Date: 2010-10-05 04:35 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (smug)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
That's okay I think I'll live. You might want to put yours in a lock up though.

Date: 2010-10-05 04:44 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (justified)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
A lock up, metal storage. Needs a key to open? Nothing gets in, nothing gets out.

Date: 2010-10-05 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Oh how h-h-horrible! How will I get out???

N-no thank you! I think I wouldn't like the l-lock up... I'll keep the l-lock down instead...

Date: 2010-10-05 04:55 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (faispalm)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
...You lock it after you leave.

Date: 2010-10-05 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
B-but then... if I'm out... how would I get IN?

Date: 2010-10-05 05:08 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (you heard what he said)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
...You unlock it? I mean sure it takes a little bit of effort but aren't the haycorns worth it?

Date: 2010-10-05 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
... y-yes? B-but I haven't finished fetching all of my haycorns yet, you see.

You... haven't happened to have seen any anywhere have you?

Date: 2010-10-05 05:24 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (don't ask me why)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
...No. I think you got'em all so may as well stay inside right?

Date: 2010-10-05 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Oh no, I'm sure there are some out there... I need to get as many as I can!

Date: 2010-10-05 05:40 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (this cooze)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
Is this a contest or something?

Date: 2010-10-06 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Contest? Oh my, no. I'm not very good at contests, being such a very small animal...

Date: 2010-10-05 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothinabath.livejournal.com
I don't know if you'll find there's really all that much demand for haycorns, anyway. Most people appear to be more interested in... things that aren't haycorns. Or at least I haven't seen anyone else who was displaying an active interest in being in possession of haycorns.

Date: 2010-10-06 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Well, g-good. Because they're mine, anyway.

... What are the other things people are interested in?

Date: 2010-10-06 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mothinabath.livejournal.com
I'm afraid that's something I wouldn't personally be able to tell you. You see, I've found that the tastes 'other people' are rather different than mine and if it's something they want, it's probably something I'd rather avoid.

video;

Date: 2010-10-06 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Hey.... you're a pig, aren't you?

[ ooc: akdhkhj someone's hungry - I'M SO SORRY. ]

video; action

Date: 2010-10-06 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
[Oz pops up behind Alice, trying to see what she's doing.]

Alice? Have you met someone already?

video; action

Date: 2010-10-06 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
[ Points excitedly to the screen, and shows him! ] Look, Oz - I found meat!

video; action

Date: 2010-10-06 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
[He looks at the screen. Just looks. Processing... that's a talking pig.

...Processing. Then-]


You're not- planning to eat it, are you?

video; action

Date: 2010-10-06 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
[ SO MATTER-OF-FACTLY - you better feed her soon, Oz. ]

Well, what else am I supposed to do with it?

video; action

Date: 2010-10-06 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
[It's so typical of Alice that he almost smiles. He's glad he'll never stop being herself, because that's the Alice he likes best. But then he realizes she's gonna eat this...talking pig, and instead he's inwardly keysmashing.]

E-eh?! Alice, you can't-!

[...NOW TO GIVE A CONVINCING REASON WHY.]

-I think Gil's working really hard to make us dinner!

video; action

Date: 2010-10-06 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Ohhh!

[ Alice's ears prick at that, and she looks back at the screen, expression considerably brighter. Seaweed Head makes good food!

She pats the screen. ]
I hope you get your hay-corns, little piggie!

video; action

Date: 2010-10-06 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
[...time to inform Gil that he'll be cooking tonight! Probably a giant steak, too. He looks over at the screen.]

Stay safe, ah- please!

[And then to Alice-]

I wonder when Gil'll be home.

video; *choosing this moment to come in~*

Date: 2010-10-06 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
[Clutching an armful of haycorns to his tiny chest.]

Huh? Oh, why yes! Yes I am.
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