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[Sudden Video]
[The video snaps on, the audio briefly muffled as if a soft plush thing is brushing along the microphone. As it moves you can see the very dim outline of a very small and plush looking pig staring down with delight at the piece of electronics.]

“I found Another one, Look Piglet!”

[In the background the sound of crunching leaves can be heard as a SECOND Piglet timidly approaches with his paws pulled up under his chin. He peeks over at it in the dim pre-dawn light.] “O-oh my, yes Piglet. It certainly Is, isn't it?”

[The First Piglet continues.] “See? I told you that we're Much Safer out here than with the Other Christopher Robins.”

“... I-I th-think you mean Christopher Daniels.” [Piglet number 2 meekly interjects.]

“Well, they Are all Christophers anyway, aren't they?”

[Piglet shuffles slightly at this, and glances nervously around.] “I-I don't th-think they are... Christophers aren't Always-”

[The other Piglet gives Piglet a rather mean look and interrupts him in a rather rude way.] “Of COURSE they are! It isn't as if they're Poohs... OR Tiggers, Owls, or Rabbits. Right?”

[Piglet shrinks a little, looking as if he were trying to blend in with the surrounding shrubbery.] “... oh. I... I s-s-suppose that Is true.”

[The Piglet with the device looks a bit smug (in a very Un-Piglety way) and continues.] “Right. And since I Am Right, then we should go THIS way. [Here, he gestures away from the dim light of the City and deeper into the darkness of the forest.] “Not Your way, which is the Wrong way towards Not Poohs and Tiggers and Owls and Rabbits. Christophers belong There. Not Out Here where there are Piglets. So let's go.”


[ooc: Piglet was never found in all the chaos of the animal exodus before the Harpies hit town. Being lost, and disheveled in the depths of Poly's forest for Quite a Very Long Time, Piglet has found himself a Helpful if rather evily misguided and xenophobic clone who speaks in Blue. Piglet naturally is Pink. ^^d ]

Date: 2011-04-20 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com
Piglet?! You okay?

D'you need me t' come and find you, maybe?

Date: 2011-04-21 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
[Both Piglet's ears perk up and swivel towards the sound of their names being said, but their words jumble together as they both respond at once.]



[The Piglet in the back shrinks down once again as the more dominant Piglet holding the device finishes up.]

Date: 2011-04-21 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com
[Neither Chris looks very pleased. And they are more than willing to stand up to a small plush piglet if no-one else ever their entire lives.]

I reckon you ought t' let the other Piglet speak for 'imself, Piglet.

Date: 2011-04-21 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
[Piglet looks rather smug at this and decides to agree with the Christopher's suggestion.]

Date: 2011-04-21 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com
[The Chrises give each other a look and then confer amongst themselves for a moment.]

We think you ought to give 'im a turn with the device anyway.

Even if he ain't the "right" one.

Yeah.

S'only fair.

Date: 2011-04-22 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justcautious.livejournal.com
...can 'e at least talk without you talkin' over 'im?

video;

Date: 2011-04-20 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] servessithis.livejournal.com
[Because he hasn't figured out how to change feed type yet, he's got his face covered by his cloak's hood.]

Children's toys given life... what odd magic this realm has.

video;

Date: 2011-04-21 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
[The Piglet holding the device blinks his eyes a few times before his little snout pulls down into an indignant frown.]

video;

Date: 2011-04-21 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] servessithis.livejournal.com
Obviously. [The word is said with dry humor.] This realm is becoming stranger by the minute.

Date: 2011-04-21 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
[Have a smugly happy Piglet clone.]

Date: 2011-04-21 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] servessithis.livejournal.com
Not to bright is it? Even if this realm does not have minotaurs or ogres, I doubt any forest could be deemed "safe". [Unless maybe the small forms are meant to hide something dangerous.]

video

Date: 2011-04-20 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com
Dunno what you two are, but just stay outta my neck of the woods.

video

Date: 2011-04-21 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
[Piglet's little face squinches up in a disapproving look and his face gets larger in the screen so he can appear Bigger and thus, more intimidating.]

N-N-No. YOU s-stay out of OUR Piglet woods!

video

Date: 2011-04-21 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com
[This is him not the least bit intimidated.]

Or you'll do what?

video

Date: 2011-04-21 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
[The Piglet in the back starts fidgeting anxiously, he reaches out a shaky paw to try to curb anything the Piglet with the device might be considering saying.]


[But Piglet was after all still a very small animal, and the tone in the Christopher's voice sounds far too fierce for his liking.]

video

Date: 2011-04-21 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com
Bah, just stay away from any giant structures and we won't have a problem.

Also, the name's Lockdown. Remember it.
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