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[Sudden Video]
[The video snaps on, the audio briefly muffled as if a soft plush thing is brushing along the microphone. As it moves you can see the very dim outline of a very small and plush looking pig staring down with delight at the piece of electronics.]

“I found Another one, Look Piglet!”

[In the background the sound of crunching leaves can be heard as a SECOND Piglet timidly approaches with his paws pulled up under his chin. He peeks over at it in the dim pre-dawn light.] “O-oh my, yes Piglet. It certainly Is, isn't it?”

[The First Piglet continues.] “See? I told you that we're Much Safer out here than with the Other Christopher Robins.”

“... I-I th-think you mean Christopher Daniels.” [Piglet number 2 meekly interjects.]

“Well, they Are all Christophers anyway, aren't they?”

[Piglet shuffles slightly at this, and glances nervously around.] “I-I don't th-think they are... Christophers aren't Always-”

[The other Piglet gives Piglet a rather mean look and interrupts him in a rather rude way.] “Of COURSE they are! It isn't as if they're Poohs... OR Tiggers, Owls, or Rabbits. Right?”

[Piglet shrinks a little, looking as if he were trying to blend in with the surrounding shrubbery.] “... oh. I... I s-s-suppose that Is true.”

[The Piglet with the device looks a bit smug (in a very Un-Piglety way) and continues.] “Right. And since I Am Right, then we should go THIS way. [Here, he gestures away from the dim light of the City and deeper into the darkness of the forest.] “Not Your way, which is the Wrong way towards Not Poohs and Tiggers and Owls and Rabbits. Christophers belong There. Not Out Here where there are Piglets. So let's go.”


[ooc: Piglet was never found in all the chaos of the animal exodus before the Harpies hit town. Being lost, and disheveled in the depths of Poly's forest for Quite a Very Long Time, Piglet has found himself a Helpful if rather evily misguided and xenophobic clone who speaks in Blue. Piglet naturally is Pink. ^^d ]
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