Piglet's 6th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Video of a very nervously agitated Piglet (no filter as he doesn't know how to do so, or even what one is...)]

F-fellow Animals... this place that is Not the Hundred Acre Woods is Not Good. The humans are definitely NOT Christopher Robin who is just one boy. No, no, no... th-there are Too Many humans here. And not enough tree houses for us to live in! No! There are in fact NO tree houses at all!

So I th-think we must RISE UP and demand the Nice things in life that this City and it's Human's deprive us of! RISE UP! And s-send all of them Far Away so things can be back to what it was! ... Wh-what it was back home where it was Nice.

Since we cannot be there... This should be OURS. And... and since Rabbit isn't here to think up clever plans on How to do this... i-is there any one of my f-fellow animals who would r-rather do this? If so, that would be alright... so long as it's Done. And not tomorrow no, but Now. Now is a v-very good time, yes.

I-I'll gather the sticks, shall I?

Comments

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

Four legs good, two legs bad. Right?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Well, I would hope that you don't have two bad legs. I think that would make it difficult to get around.

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

You got a lot of stuffing between the ears, there.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Do I? Well, that's a very Good thing to have. If one must have stuffing it's best to have a Lot of it.

You're not a human... you should help, yes?

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

I'm a dog and not a Misfit Toy one.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

So...... yes? You see, Rabbit isn't here to do the planning. He was very Good at planning. A-and we need a Good Planner so that we can have Nicer things like back at home.

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

Who says you can't do it? Put all that stuffing between your ears to work.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Well, it's v-very hard to do Big things when you're a very Small animal...

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

Small animals do BIG stuff all the time. Look at rats, they brought Europe down to its knees.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh? M-maybe they'll help me... how do I talk to them?

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

Uh. Try guinea pigs, they're way safer, won't chew you to piec...I mean they're cousins. YEAH, cousins! Look them up at the pet store.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

What's a pet store?

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

It's where people go to get animal friends.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh? Th-they have those? B-but what if animals want to have people friends? Is there a... w-well, it isn't Important as all the people will be going soon...