Piglet's 5th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Accidental Video]

[Piglet turns to see his network device operating behind him. He still hasn't been able to figure out the complexities of how to work the technology at all.]

Oh! Why h-hello there!

[He trots over to the little camera lens, his little snout pulled back in a happy smile as he holds what looks like a rather large Indigo in his paws. ]

Look what I found! I think someone must not have wanted it, although I don't know why. It seems to be a Perfectly Good... Purple... mostly Flat Important Item.

[Leaning in, he lowers his voice to a whisper as if he's telling a great secret.]

That's what makes it important, it's Purpleness and Flatness.

Isn't it pretty? I've never seen an... um... item quite like it! Oh yes! A very Special... hard and flat... purple.... thing of Great Usefulness.

[He nods resolutely, despite having no idea what it is that he holds.]

Comments

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

According to Article 9172 of the Moe Treaty, you cannot possibly be this cute! It's wrong, unnatural, and illegal! Don't you think at all about all the brains your natural charm is melting? Have you no shame?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

[Frozen like a deer pig in headlights.]

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

N-n-n-n-o! I m-m-m-mean yes! I m-m-m-mean... I... I didn't mean to do a-anything!

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[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Spoken like a guilty man!

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Y-yes? Wh-wh-what???