Piglet's 5th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Accidental Video]

[Piglet turns to see his network device operating behind him. He still hasn't been able to figure out the complexities of how to work the technology at all.]

Oh! Why h-hello there!

[He trots over to the little camera lens, his little snout pulled back in a happy smile as he holds what looks like a rather large Indigo in his paws. ]

Look what I found! I think someone must not have wanted it, although I don't know why. It seems to be a Perfectly Good... Purple... mostly Flat Important Item.

[Leaning in, he lowers his voice to a whisper as if he's telling a great secret.]

That's what makes it important, it's Purpleness and Flatness.

Isn't it pretty? I've never seen an... um... item quite like it! Oh yes! A very Special... hard and flat... purple.... thing of Great Usefulness.

[He nods resolutely, despite having no idea what it is that he holds.]

Comments

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... It's a coin. You use it to buy things.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

To go by things? Why yes, now that you mention it, I've gone by quite a few things since I've had it!

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

No, not that kind of by. Like.. purchasing.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Chasing? I don't really care much for chasing... especially when I'm the one being ch-chased. I rather prefer NOT being chased.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... I didn't say chasing. I said purchasing. As in you bought something.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh g-good. The best kind of chasing is when there isn't any.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[Insert Raikov saying "For fuck's sake" in Russian]

You're better off giving that coin to someone else.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

But... I just got it.

But... I suppose it would make a l-lovely gift....

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

It is meant to be spent.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. [And by the hesitant tone in his voice... no, no he doesn't.]

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, this is hopeless. Then again, I'm talking to a stuffed animal.]

1/3

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Little... tiny...piggy...

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

According to Article 9172 of the Moe Treaty, you cannot possibly be this cute! It's wrong, unnatural, and illegal! Don't you think at all about all the brains your natural charm is melting? Have you no shame?

1/2

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

[Frozen like a deer pig in headlights.]

2/2

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

N-n-n-n-o! I m-m-m-mean yes! I m-m-m-mean... I... I didn't mean to do a-anything!

1/4

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Spoken like a guilty man!

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Y-yes? Wh-wh-what???

[letxequalnull.livejournal.com]

It is quite pretty, yes.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Why yes! I think it must be a Very Rare Item.

[letxequalnull.livejournal.com]

You would guess correctly.

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

Oh, you found an indigo!

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... [Piglet looks down, examining the indigo closely.]

Ohhhhh! I hadn't thought it'd be for digging... but I suppose it could be good for making very small holes.

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

No Piglet! It's money.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... munny? So... it's... not... a Rare and Special thing to have?

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a valuable thing.