Piglet's 5th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Accidental Video]

[Piglet turns to see his network device operating behind him. He still hasn't been able to figure out the complexities of how to work the technology at all.]

Oh! Why h-hello there!

[He trots over to the little camera lens, his little snout pulled back in a happy smile as he holds what looks like a rather large Indigo in his paws. ]

Look what I found! I think someone must not have wanted it, although I don't know why. It seems to be a Perfectly Good... Purple... mostly Flat Important Item.

[Leaning in, he lowers his voice to a whisper as if he's telling a great secret.]

That's what makes it important, it's Purpleness and Flatness.

Isn't it pretty? I've never seen an... um... item quite like it! Oh yes! A very Special... hard and flat... purple.... thing of Great Usefulness.

[He nods resolutely, despite having no idea what it is that he holds.]

Comments

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... It's a coin. You use it to buy things.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

To go by things? Why yes, now that you mention it, I've gone by quite a few things since I've had it!

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

No, not that kind of by. Like.. purchasing.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Chasing? I don't really care much for chasing... especially when I'm the one being ch-chased. I rather prefer NOT being chased.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... I didn't say chasing. I said purchasing. As in you bought something.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh g-good. The best kind of chasing is when there isn't any.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[Insert Raikov saying "For fuck's sake" in Russian]

You're better off giving that coin to someone else.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

But... I just got it.

But... I suppose it would make a l-lovely gift....

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

It is meant to be spent.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. [And by the hesitant tone in his voice... no, no he doesn't.]

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, this is hopeless. Then again, I'm talking to a stuffed animal.]