Piglet's 16th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Accidental Video]

[Piglet's little body sits hunkered amongst a pile of clothes that create a makeshift shelter in the corner of some room. He mutters nervously to himself and tugs and pulls on some black thread that he's unwound from it's spool. His body has quite obviously been mangled, and it's clear that he's been trying to mend the damage by stitching himself back together again. Very very very poorly, as the black stitches are badly done and stand out against his soft pink skin.

After a moment he turns and sees his network device silently recording his actions and gives a soft apprehensive laugh as he tries to cover his poor handiwork.]

O-oh, h-h-hello there...........



I-It... I mean to say... I th-think I f-f-fixed things.

[He swallows hard and begins to fidget with a piece of thread hanging loosely off one hand... which only causes some fluffy stuffing to pop into sight. He sniffs and frowns, trying to push it back inside.]

Oh, d-dear dear... *sniff*.... P-Pooh always was Better at this......

[ooc: Piglet was chomped and chewed on by one of the Komodo dragons that rampaged about the City not too long ago. He's been in hiding at the flat he shares with Sam Tyler since then as he's trying to deal with such a scary experience.]

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[eyes-ab1aze.livejournal.com]

Hey there, are you okay?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

[Although he knew the device was on, he still lets off a startled squeek at the sudden sound of someone else's voice. His head hunkers down under some of the blankets that surround him in an attempt to hide.]

o-o-okay?? Y-y-essmmaybe.....The needles are a bit hard to use... and I found some string sitting around. B-but my fixes aren't as good as the ones Pooh used to do.

[He sighs and slumps unhappily.]

If Christopher Robin where here he could fix me...... *sniff* I...I..... I'm hideous... aren't I?


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[eyes-ab1aze.livejournal.com]

[Hikaru tilts her head, then shakes it in the negative. 'Animate stuffed animal' doesn't even seem to faze her.]

Hideous? Not at all! You're super cute! I don't know who Pooh and Christopher Robin are, but I'm sure we can find someone to stitch you up all nice and neat. What's your name? I'm Hikaru.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

[Piglet tries to suppress a sniffle. He looks quite miserable.]

P-p... I'm P-P-Piglet.


[ooc: I should so not post when falling asleep. >.> *cringes at previous posts typo.]

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

What. the. fuck.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

...w-w-what what?

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Talking pig. Couldn't help my reaction.

You look mutilated. What happened?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

I was m-m-m... I was p-p-p... There was a v-very b-b-big f-fierce l-l-lizard.

B-but S-Sam said he thought it was m-more of a t-type of a... dra-dragon.

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

[ Switches to video. ]

Will you stop stuttering?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

[Of course this only serves to make it worse. His little paws fidget with his increased nervousness.]

Oh-h w-w-well I... I...

[Looking a bit upset, he gulps and quickly closes his tiny snout.]

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you're a little fucking traumatized. I get it. Anything I can do to help? [ Hey, if he's getting a job in the police force, he might as well do his bit to help every now and then, right? ]

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

W-well... [He swallows hard, little paws clutched tightly to his chest.]

I-It'd be nice if there Weren't a-any f-f-fierce a-animals a-anywhere. [He blinks up hopefully at the human in the display.]

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Would be nice if there aren't any curses either. But I'll be happy to roast any animals I see. 'cept you, of course. [ He lets out a bit of a smile. ]

You got a name, piggy?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

R-r-r-roast? Oh, I d-don't think that's... y-y-yes, Except me.

[He swallows hard, little paws fidgeting with one of the surrounding pieces of fabric.]

I'm P-Piglet, a Very Not roastable animal.

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Piglet. [ He leans forward and studies the pig through the screen. ]

If anyone messes with you, just call me and I'll be glad to deal with them. [ Poor, defenseless, little thing. ]

My name's Pyro.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

[Piglet's ears perk at this and he manages a timid little smile.]

Oh, th-thank you. I quite like pie.

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

[ Arches an eyebrow. ] Pie?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

W-why yes. Pie-ro.

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

It's Pyro. P-Y-R-O. As in, pyromania?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

O-oh, I see.

[The tone in Piglet's voice makes it quite clear that he really doesn't quite seem to get it, but thinks it's best to sound like he does.]

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

I'm a mutant who can control fire so... [ Shrugs. ]

How is it you can talk?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, why th-that must be Very Useful!

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

How do I what?

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Talk. Pigs don't usually talk. They just... snort and shit.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, no. I don't think that's right at all. Why, I'm from a long l-line of talkers, you see. M-my grandfather, Trespassers William, was quite well Known for his talking... that's why his name was so Long.

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Trespassers William, huh? [ Looks amused. ] That's an unusual name for a pig.

So, is it okay if I call you piggy?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, he was also called Trespassers Will. That's shorter. Or Grandmother would call him T.W. which is reaaaally short.

Having longer names is good in case you ever lose one. Um.. so yes you can c-call me p-piggy if you like. It must be a shorter way to say Piglet yes?

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

[ Shrugs. ] I just like it better. Piggy.

I got a pretty fucking long name too. St. John Allerdyce. But you can stick to calling me Pyro.

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

[Piglet, have an extremely concerned-looking angel face all up in your device.]

Oh no! Do you need a hand with that?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

N-n-no I'm f-

[He fumbles with the string, getting a bit tangled in his nervousness.]

... I... I g-guess I r-really do. I c-can't seem to get the stitches to h-hold.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

[THIS HAS EVOKED MOTHERHEN MODE.]

Okay, hold on. I'm sure I have a needle and thread around here somewhere.

[Dulcie's apartment is kind of a disaster, but she manages to find a sewing kit soon enough. She rummages until she finds a pink spool of thread.]

Where are you?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, I l-live with Christo-.... I mean I Used to live with Christopher Daniel... I-I'm at his house.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll be there in a second.

[She holds up her needle and thread triumphantly.]

Help is at hand!

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

I-i-it is?

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Lucky for you, sewing is one of the many skills I've picked up over the years.

[ooc: You wanna action or assume Dulcie stitches him back up? :-D]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh w-why that Is lucky. D-do you th-think you can make me b-better?

[ooc: I'd love to do action but school+work is making things a bit difficult. :(. Still... at least there's CR from this?]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't have any healing powers like some other people here. But I can certainly make the stitches a bit neater. You might not even be able to see him unless you're up really close!

[ooc: School+work is a bitch combo. BUT MOAR CR IS ALWAYS GOOD. :-D]