Piglet's 4th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Accidental Video]
Oh! Hehehe~ Wh-w-w-w-whoops!

[The very small piglet skids quite suddenly past the camera, his little body easily lifted by a much larger animated broom. Think Fantasia~... I just had to. I really did. >.>

Not to be deterred, he picks himself up and trots past the camera towards his 'assailant'.]

N-n-now, that's no way to behave Mr. Broom. I can't finish c-cleaning if you refuse to Help.

[The broom bristles, clearly not quite agreeing with the little pigs request. And instead of cooperating, Piglet gets quite fiercely swept back across the room.]

Oh d-d-dear me! Oh! Ohhhh! H-how w-will I get my housework done w-when you keep d-doing that?

Comments

I told you he'd come for him one day...

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Well isn't this interesting, a talking entree.

EEK

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

O-oh why h-hello there~. But, n-no. I don't think Mr. Broom can talk.

MUWAHAHAHAHA

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

I meant you, piggy.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... w-w-w... e-excuse me?

[trolloboros.livejournal.com]

Surely you haven't heard anyone speak in awe about you. Now all we need to do is make you fly and then watch the chaos that unfolds.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh... n-n-no thank you. I think I l-like it best on the Ground.

[bill-to-sis.livejournal.com]

Such ambition. Perhaps it'd be wiser to put the cleaning off for another day?

[and then she can take you to hell for being such a sloth ♥]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

O-oh but I p-promised Stork that I'd t-tidy up while he was working. I don't want to d-disappoint him.

[bill-to-sis.livejournal.com]

Stork won't know if you do it now or later will he? There's plenty of time to do it after a rest.

[pause]

And the broom might be more cooperative then too.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... d-do you think so?

[bill-to-sis.livejournal.com]

[hook, line, and soon she'll have piglet on a stick]

I wouldn't suggest it if I thought it wouldn't work. [Lies of course, but it won't with the new job.] Wouldn't you rather take a nap?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Th-that's just the problem, you see. It won't work... no, not at all. Unless maybe if one considers sweeping p-piglet's work. Then I'd say that it'd doing a very Good job.

[bill-to-sis.livejournal.com]

A very good job of sweeping a piglet up too from the looks of it. Have you considered adding on a bit more weight?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

It's k-kind of hard to do that. I don't think Mr. Broom is wanting to be weighed down, you see.

[bill-to-sis.livejournal.com]

You could chop him up for kindling. [Opps. Did she say that out loud? ♥] But that would hurt Mr. Broom. Have you tried dousing him with water? That should weight him down a little.

[And make the mess in the room even more of one]

[voice]

[closetpervert]

[And now he sees a pig cleaning... this world is sure odd.]

Diligent, aren't you, despite everything that's going on outside.

[voice]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

W-well I do try to keep b-busy. Is something going on outside? Perhaps I should stay In...

[voice]

[closetpervert]

Probably for the best. There's been incidents where people are being snatched off the streets.