http://bill-to-sis.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bill-to-sis.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] verysmallpig 2010-10-27 02:18 am (UTC)

You could chop him up for kindling. [Opps. Did she say that out loud? ♥] But that would hurt Mr. Broom. Have you tried dousing him with water? That should weight him down a little.

[And make the mess in the room even more of one]

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