Piglet's 1st Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Accidental Audio]
[The sound is almost imperceptible, a soft thud against the soft grass near the fountain square. But the immediate noise that follows breaks the silence quite loudly as a very small animal gives a startled squeak of alarm.]

P-p-p-p-p-p.... oh! Oh d-d-d-dear!!! P-p-pooh?

[It was a testament to how frightened the little piglet was that the network device was able to detect the fidgeting of his small hands.]

Oh, d-d-dear d-dear... H-h-hello? Pooh? Christopher R-r-robin? I... I seem to have g-gotten myself a bit lost. S-s-s-somebody who is not a fierce animal, I hope... h-help me?

Comments

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... h-hallo... um, K-kanga? Is that you?

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not. Hello. My name is Lucy.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

L-lucy? Um... would you by chance happen to be one of Rabbit's relatives?

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

No. I'm a girl.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Y-yes... a girl rabbit, yes?

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

[A giggle]

No, a human girl!

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

[The device is quiet for a moment.]

.... n-no, I-I'm sure if you were a human, you'd be much b-bigger.

[He pauses for another moment, but when he does speak, it still holds a certain nervousness.]

... a-are... are you sure you're not m-mistaken? Y-you hardly s-seem like a-a-any a-animal that I've ever seen.

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'm not in the box!

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

... w-w-where... oh d-dear, oh dear.... [A bit too much stimuli for such a very small animal. So he resorts to something more familiar.]

W-would... you happen to know a W-winnie the P-pooh b-b-bear? O-or or... c-can you t-tell me how to get back to the Hundred Acre W-w-wood? I forgot that I had something that I had w-wanted to do that can only be done r-r-right now...

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

Well, I have my own box. I can hear you through it, and you can hear me through yours.

I'm afraid I don't know a Winnie the Pooh bear, or the way to the Hundred Acre Wood. Are you a rabbit?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

A t-talking box?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no. I'm a Piglet!

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

A talking Piglet!

Are you from Narnia?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

N-narnia?

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

Oh, perhaps not.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

I don't think so... you see I live in the... that is, I was just in the... and there was a... um... c-can you t-tell me where all the trees went?

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

Well, they didn't go anywhere, really. You came here. This is the City.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

The w-what? What's that?

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

It's a place. Like a forest, only where people live, not animals.

Well, some animals live here.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

B-but... Christopher R-robin. He d-doesn't live in a place... that is to say, his home is in the Hundred Acre Wood too.

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

Some people don't live in a City.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

A-are you a relative of Christopher Robin, then? B-being human, I mean...

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I don't think so. Most humans aren't related, you see.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

T-they aren't?

[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

No, not at all.