Piglet's 1st Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Accidental Audio]
[The sound is almost imperceptible, a soft thud against the soft grass near the fountain square. But the immediate noise that follows breaks the silence quite loudly as a very small animal gives a startled squeak of alarm.]

P-p-p-p-p-p.... oh! Oh d-d-d-dear!!! P-p-pooh?

[It was a testament to how frightened the little piglet was that the network device was able to detect the fidgeting of his small hands.]

Oh, d-d-dear d-dear... H-h-hello? Pooh? Christopher R-r-robin? I... I seem to have g-gotten myself a bit lost. S-s-s-somebody who is not a fierce animal, I hope... h-help me?

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

[Chris is making the most bewildered face ever on this side. Seriously. It takes him AGES to say something.]

...really? Um...hi? You're not...this in't actually...Piglet?

[Now he feels like a complete twonk for asking.]

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

W-w-why yes. This is P-piglet. You don't q-q-quite sound the same, L-lucy...

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Um......I'm not Lucy. I'm Chris.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

T-then why did you tell me your name was Lucy?

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

What? I didn't!

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Y-yes. Just a m-moment ago... w-when we were talking about Rabbit.

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

You...sure you aren't mixin' me up with someone else?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

A-am I?

Oh-OH! If.. if you're Chris... then you must know Christopher Robin!

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

W-well, not exactly. I...know of him, I s'pose?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, Oh yes. I see, now. A distant relative of Christopher Robin's. As this is a very big distance from where he is at right now.

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

No-- ... Yeah, why not. I'm Christopher Daniel, I reckon. Um. Chris's alright, though. S'what I go by.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, a-alright Christopher Daniel. I'm so relieved to have found you! Um... you wouldn't have happened to have seen Pooh anywhere, have you?

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

M'sorry, but Pooh ain't 'ere. An' Christopher Robin an' Tigger an'...well, everyone else, I s'pose. None of 'em are 'ere neither.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

I'm... *sniff* I'm.... all alone???

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

[ffffffffff Chris. Is making the most horrified 'noooooo' face. Just like him to make Piglet cry.]

No! Um...y-you. S'not like that! S'jus' that there's, um, loads of new friends. You're not alone!

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

I-it's hard to feel not all a-alone when in s-such a s-s-scary place w-without anyone e-else to be b-beside.

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

[More pausing. Chris is struggling with himself.]

An'...an' no-one's comin' to...meet you or nothin'? Uh...cos if no-one else is... [He sighs and gives in.] S'pose I could come, like.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

W-well... s-someone offered to come over. B-b-but I'm a bit worried that she's a jagular. Jagular's are tricky like that I think...

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Well, I've never seen any jagulars here, so I don't reckon she is one, prob'ly.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

G-good. I was a bit w-worried there. It s-seemed like a good place for jagulars... or other f-fierce animals.

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Well, I shouldn't think she is one.

...you doin' alright, Piglet? I-I...I mean... I could come and...well. If no-one else is, I mean...not yet... Could come an' find you?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Y-you're going to come out of the box?

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

M'not...um....sort of? It's a magic box. I'm not in it, s'just my voice in it an I'm somewhere else. If y'want me t'come an' meet you, you 'ave t'tell me what y'can see around you.

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

B-but... if your voice is in the box, how can you talk?

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[justcautious.livejournal.com]

...I'll take it out again t'come meet you. I'm talkin' cos it's my voice.