Piglet's 11th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Piglet out and about in a very crowded City]

Oh, w-why hallo.

[He somehow manages to dodge being trampled by a group of 'tourists' as they hurriedly move past.]

D-d-dear me! That was-

[And he squeaks in panic as another set of very Large feet narrowly miss him. But being a piglet with some small amount of sense, he moves off of the sidewalk in favor of the relative shelter of a nearby tree trunk. Piglet peers out nervously from his protector.]

G-g-goodness, but that was c-c-close!

Comments

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh n-n-no! I d-don't think so.

[He peeks out nervously to see who's speaking to him.]

I m-mean, I think I'm p-p-playing a game of 'h-hide and Not b-being stepped on'.

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

But who would want to go and step on you? You're so... so... little!

[ And he won't mention CUTE. ]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

W-well, I s-suppose they may not know that they are s-stepping on me.

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

But you're so cute! With your little ears and your little nose-- I just want to pinch your little cheeks!

Oh! Can I? [Big, scary man crouches down.]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

P-P-PINCH???

[His ears go straight up and he shrinks a bit against the tree.]

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

Ahh! No no no-- I didn't mean to scare you...

[Poor, poor little thing. Alistair feels horrible.]

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

[The little pig gulps nervously, but doesn't attempt to run away yet.]

I th-th-think Not p-pinching would b-be n-nicer.