Piglet's 6th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Video of a very nervously agitated Piglet (no filter as he doesn't know how to do so, or even what one is...)]

F-fellow Animals... this place that is Not the Hundred Acre Woods is Not Good. The humans are definitely NOT Christopher Robin who is just one boy. No, no, no... th-there are Too Many humans here. And not enough tree houses for us to live in! No! There are in fact NO tree houses at all!

So I th-think we must RISE UP and demand the Nice things in life that this City and it's Human's deprive us of! RISE UP! And s-send all of them Far Away so things can be back to what it was! ... Wh-what it was back home where it was Nice.

Since we cannot be there... This should be OURS. And... and since Rabbit isn't here to think up clever plans on How to do this... i-is there any one of my f-fellow animals who would r-rather do this? If so, that would be alright... so long as it's Done. And not tomorrow no, but Now. Now is a v-very good time, yes.

I-I'll gather the sticks, shall I?

Comments

Indignant piggy

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

WE ARE NOT! Wh-whatever that is. I'm sure of it, if it's a bad thing that we are Definitely Not. Especially not our ends.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

The pigs took advantage of the sheep.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

W-well. I'm sure they had Good Reason then.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

What's your name?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Piglet...

[chosered.livejournal.com]

[Pause]

I don't suppose you're friends with Winnie-the-Pooh, are you?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Why yes! Pooh is my very best friend! Do you know him?

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I know of him.

So very hard keeping Piglet evil... DX

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Well, not everyone can be special like Christopher Robin I suppose. He was a very special boy. He lived in the woods with us.

Do you live in the woods?

Yeah I can't imagine it being very easy sob

[chosered.livejournal.com]

No, I don't.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh. You're one of Those...

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Those?

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

A human that lives in something that's Not a proper tree.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

[Kenny contemplates pointing out that he's also a human who heartily enjoys bacon, but decides not to]

You're right.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

S-so... you should go away then.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I'll leave you to your revolution.

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

O-oh! That was easy... g-good. I'm glad that you're being so agreeable. One human down, a whole treeless place to go.