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[Accidental Video]

[Piglet turns to see his network device operating behind him. He still hasn't been able to figure out the complexities of how to work the technology at all.]

Oh! Why h-hello there!

[He trots over to the little camera lens, his little snout pulled back in a happy smile as he holds what looks like a rather large Indigo in his paws. ]

Look what I found! I think someone must not have wanted it, although I don't know why. It seems to be a Perfectly Good... Purple... mostly Flat Important Item.

[Leaning in, he lowers his voice to a whisper as if he's telling a great secret.]

That's what makes it important, it's Purpleness and Flatness.

Isn't it pretty? I've never seen an... um... item quite like it! Oh yes! A very Special... hard and flat... purple.... thing of Great Usefulness.

[He nods resolutely, despite having no idea what it is that he holds.]

Date: 2010-11-05 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
... It's a coin. You use it to buy things.

Date: 2010-11-05 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
To go by things? Why yes, now that you mention it, I've gone by quite a few things since I've had it!

Date: 2010-11-05 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
No, not that kind of by. Like.. purchasing.

Date: 2010-11-05 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Chasing? I don't really care much for chasing... especially when I'm the one being ch-chased. I rather prefer NOT being chased.

Date: 2010-11-05 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
... I didn't say chasing. I said purchasing. As in you bought something.

Date: 2010-11-05 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Oh g-good. The best kind of chasing is when there isn't any.

Date: 2010-11-05 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
[Insert Raikov saying "For fuck's sake" in Russian]

You're better off giving that coin to someone else.

Date: 2010-11-05 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
But... I just got it.

But... I suppose it would make a l-lovely gift....

Date: 2010-11-05 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
It is meant to be spent.

Date: 2010-11-05 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Oh, I see. [And by the hesitant tone in his voice... no, no he doesn't.]

Date: 2010-11-05 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
[Yeah, this is hopeless. Then again, I'm talking to a stuffed animal.]

1/3

Date: 2010-11-05 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkling-by.livejournal.com
Little... tiny...piggy...

Date: 2010-11-05 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkling-by.livejournal.com
According to Article 9172 of the Moe Treaty, you cannot possibly be this cute! It's wrong, unnatural, and illegal! Don't you think at all about all the brains your natural charm is melting? Have you no shame?

Date: 2010-11-05 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letxequalnull.livejournal.com
It is quite pretty, yes.

Date: 2010-11-05 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lionesscouchant.livejournal.com
Oh, you found an indigo!

Date: 2010-11-06 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
... [Piglet looks down, examining the indigo closely.]

Ohhhhh! I hadn't thought it'd be for digging... but I suppose it could be good for making very small holes.

Date: 2010-11-06 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lionesscouchant.livejournal.com
No Piglet! It's money.

Date: 2010-11-06 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Why yes! I think it must be a Very Rare Item.

Date: 2010-11-06 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
... munny? So... it's... not... a Rare and Special thing to have?

1/2

Date: 2010-11-06 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
[Frozen like a deer pig in headlights.]

2/2

Date: 2010-11-06 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
N-n-n-n-o! I m-m-m-mean yes! I m-m-m-mean... I... I didn't mean to do a-anything!

1/4

Date: 2010-11-06 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkling-by.livejournal.com
Spoken like a guilty man!

Date: 2010-11-06 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verysmallpig.livejournal.com
Y-yes? Wh-wh-what???

Date: 2010-11-06 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letxequalnull.livejournal.com
You would guess correctly.

Date: 2010-11-06 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lionesscouchant.livejournal.com
Well, it's a valuable thing.

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